I stare at you
When you’re not looking
And when you look over
February 2012
22 posts
The moment of surrender when your mom brings home fast food right after you decide to eat healthy
When the teacher looks at you while teaching a lesson...
Immediate reaction:
That awkward moment when you realize you're the ugly friend.
When we go to the bathroom, and look at the mirror, they’re like:
And i’m like
That moment when you catch your crush looking at you
What is racism?
When the white iphone costs more than the black
If someone watched me as I scroll down my dash they'd think I have some severe mood swings
One minute I’m all:
The next I’m like:
When the fire alarm went off at school
when you were little:
now:
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
I'm not fat..
I’m just so sexy, it overflows.
While everyone's getting high and shit in parties,
I’m there like,
Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line.
On the last day of school:
some people are like:
and other people are like:
and i’m just like:
I threw a little bit of my swag into the pot.
Woops
When your parents threaten to take your cellphone:
“I don’t fucking care”
When they threaten to take your computer and internet…
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
When i hear people calling my name but i don't know where it's coming from
I’m just like:
